things that dont make you a rude guest:
- asking for a drink
- asking where the toilet is
- looking around the house
things that do make you a rude guest:
- pissing in the fireplace
fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about
another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious
my dash did something. #long live to megstiel #they are fucking meant to each other #an angel pulled out of heaven #and a demon pulled out of hell #fuck yeah megstiel
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG
the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha
THE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON ONE OH MY FUCKING GOD, he’s showing Pluto TO PLUTO I can’t even.
lets see how uncomfortable a four minute video can make you
I got like a minute and a half in before I had to turn it off
he started doing actions and i started burning my laptop
i thought people were exaggerating about this video and then i started it
i….don’t think i’ll ever be the same. ….ever.
45 seconds. I didnt think it was that bad but then it really was worse.
What. Ya’ll are weak I got through the whole video and I was bored.
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground